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Please Demotivational Poster


YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




20TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: please use this one mr motifake delete the other
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 9:33 am
Solid.


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... - PLEASE STOP THAT SHIT!


TAGS: for the love of god please stop that shit
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Hendo - March 13, 2009, 12:24 am
Er...they're on Channel Seven.
Doc - February 14, 2009, 7:04 am
Channel Nine. Dumbed down beyond redemption.


PLEASE - Be dolphins... Please, be dolphins!!!


TAGS: dolphins please
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Ekder

AcidRain - September 4, 2012, 6:16 pm
It's a mad lib. "known for as s poundings"
Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 3:01 am
Although dolphins have been known for fatal gang rape.


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by steph1

fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I fucking did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more


TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that photoshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of photoshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of butterfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital photo and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch butterflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant photoshop like... not photoship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP photoship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
Damn I wish I had photoshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a gay Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "Gay Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like Gay Skeletor is the new thing around here.


CUTENESS - The wrestling game and puppy breath are cute now, But when he's 85 pounds and has your whole head in his mouth, your perspective will change.


TAGS: please don t eat my head
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
LOL! Great one!


SUPERHEROES -




RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.




TINY TURTLE - He is pleased


TAGS: tiny turtle pleased
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by HelljumperM60

turtle guy - January 7, 2009, 4:35 pm
yes the turtle is cute but its not pleased at all, turtles do that when they're wary but not totally afraid to the point that they go in their shell, or it may be that its shell hasn't grown enough to fully recede into it.
TinyTurtle - October 31, 2008, 10:14 am
is not pleased with the direction this comment thread is going. He was only trying to make you LOL and now feels demonized.
Wiluhm - October 31, 2008, 9:57 am
I can only nod in agreement, and perhaps suggest purging the motifake genepool of tunnels, gay tests, brick shitting, etc... *sigh*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:44 am
-- community. It is a particular strain of motifake known as redundicus pluraltextium, and it is a virulent scourge that must be wiped out.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 2:42 am
Whoah, hold the phone, sport. The PICTURE is cute, the TURTLE is cute, even the ORIGINAL IN-PICTURE CAPTION is cute, but the addition of the same goddamned stuff as a title and caption for a motifake is terrible, redundant, and a cancer upon our communit
whatthefuck - October 30, 2008, 7:22 pm
aPaulding, you are stupid...this is fucking cute as hell!!!oO
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 2:42 pm
VOTING ONE STAR: I couldn't click fast enough


FACEPALM -


TAGS: punny photo please me cubby
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

FredrickHarmon - March 11, 2011, 10:15 am
Peach? no, it's a palm tree.
BubbaX75 - March 5, 2011, 5:16 am
That's a peach
Voxx055 - February 26, 2011, 1:47 pm
at first glance she strangely reminds you Emma Wattson
TheOne - February 19, 2011, 9:44 am
Lol reminds me of one of my fakes :P


MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them


TAGS: please kill miley cyrus now
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - August 26, 2015, 9:27 pm
prophetic Pzy


SUCCESS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN! -


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by culos

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm
come whip my ass baby


for want of a pen -




LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


BIRTH CONTROL - If this woman had used it, she'd have a smile on her face and a man in this picture.


TAGS: birth control use it please
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

NotoriousGIL - April 14, 2011, 5:24 pm
Or in this case...WHAT they're sleeping with...LOL
MindLessIdiot - April 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
People should be careful who there sleeping with.
KaBoom - April 13, 2011, 7:40 pm
rotflmao. hilarious!
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:28 am
looks like an 80's pic..notice the death-grip the mom has on anti-social girl? good caption, 4L


GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass




LIBERALS -




COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


BEGGING -


TAGS: begging pretty please
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by livegrape

brianjayy - February 2, 2011, 3:46 am
...not 'too' fast...and it would have been perfect...
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 8:30 pm

5 rhyming spanks...i love it


THE HORSE MAN - Some one give that guy some mushrooms




YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.


TAGS: please strike him now lord
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:05 pm

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:43 pm
Comment win!
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:01 pm
thanks Sho :)
Sho - February 4, 2012, 8:47 pm
Qmao


BIOLOGY FINAL -




WAKE UP EARLY, FIGHT TRIFFIC, MISS MY FAMILY - Fight with boss, suffer through a daylong migraine. And the best part. I get to do it again tomorrow


TAGS: kill me please
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by holymoly

Zetmonk - March 8, 2012, 5:38 am
'movin to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches...' And spend time with the family. Best move I ever made!
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2012, 12:41 am
What does it for me is repeatedly getting more than one phone call at the same time.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:39 pm
fighting traffic should be listed 4 times if this was about my life.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 6:04 pm
thanks guys.. I liked the original pic better, but it was too pixelated. search images.. girl with gun in mouth. Its a black and white with her sitting on a bed. oh well
Airman - March 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
well that one hit a little to clo5e to home
Rick69 - March 7, 2012, 5:08 pm
Love the tags :) . . . I'm guessing you meant "Triffic" as traffic that is trife as hell. . .


THE FORUM, WE'LL SEE YOU THER -


TAGS: do not abuse the comment section please
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:56 pm
And clowns, and cows, and dogs, and frozen people, and a girl.
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
Lions, and Tigers, and Bears! Oh, My!
Derek - November 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
The forum - that's where they throw you to the lions.


SURPRISE -


TAGS: barbershop choir pleases deaf school
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 2, 2012, 11:41 pm

Thanks, SD! Made me LOL, too.
spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:33 pm
LOL!


STEAMPUNK - Assimilate Me Please!


TAGS: steampunk sexy please
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 24, 2012, 12:01 pm
It was posted on Facebook some time ago. Not sure of origin.
valkor - June 24, 2012, 5:36 am
name of model or site you got the pic from by any chance ?


JESUS H. CHRIST - Get in that damn water and take a bath RIGHT NOW!


TAGS: jesus you stink please bathe
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

FreeGunsForAll - January 10, 2012, 4:07 am
If you can convince him to turn it to wine he'll be swimming in it.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:43 pm
His face looks like: "oh, i'm sorry do you mean this water? Why don't you make me!"


YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it


TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway


YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




EXPERIENCE -




B*TCH PLEASE! - I am one literally...deal with it .




WHO HAS CAN OPENER -




TISSUES PLEASE - A nerds wet dream




VOTING BOOTH -


TAGS: single file ladies please single file
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GodsWorshipMe - September 30, 2009, 1:55 pm
hey, be fair - ACORN made it possible for Reagan to vote for Obama
BoneCD - September 30, 2009, 1:31 pm
that's the truth me4891
me4891 - September 30, 2009, 1:20 pm
More legit than ACORN


toilet texting time -


TAGS: please flush after ending conversation
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:28 am
Send a demand for a 5L roll of TP!


DAD LOOK... -




WTF -


TAGS: culos wtf someone please explain
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by culos

Zetmonk - January 6, 2012, 8:51 am
Might hootizz be referring to South Africa by any chance? We've got more than a few skirts, cucumbers and Aids here afterall...
Leonor - May 29, 2011, 11:22 am
Sorry people... these are DEF not South american or hispanic.. please study geography and demography...
agdaniele - February 24, 2011, 2:57 pm
I can speak to this poster, culos... as I'm hispanic by injection (two south american lez girlfriends... not sure how it works out. But, if you think that fish tacos just happen by divine means, then you truly won't understand what it takes to make them.
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 2:48 pm
Aaaaaaah.., why is one wearing a skirt..?? I think we have just found out why there is an AID's problem in SA...


MANCUB JUNGLE -


TAGS: oobie doo doobie yes please
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 1:49 pm
I love this one! And you've given me such a hankering for Louis Prima tunes.


COMPETENCE -




AFRICAN SWALLOW -


TAGS: unladen use this one please
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

yamam - September 2, 2009, 6:11 am
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 5:27 pm
Really. Go on, pull the other one...
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 5:23 pm
Look, a swallow has to beat it's wing 1200 times a minute to maintain air speed velocity...
Airman - August 12, 2009, 5:18 pm
But then of course African swallows are not migratory
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 5:12 pm
Only if it's held under the dorsal guiding feathers.
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 5:05 pm
It's possible.
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 5:03 pm
What? Do you mean by stringing a length of creeper between them?
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 4:59 pm
Hoped someone would play along. Could it carry a coconut? Or would it take two with the coconut slung between them?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 4:57 pm
Not big enough to carry a coconut.
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 4:51 pm
It's hard to judge the scale of this bird. Anyone know how big it is?


SQUIRREL KNIGHT - He is not pleased.




BITCH PLEASE - You can't do three swords




VENGEANCE -


TAGS: vengeance is tasty no anchovies please iceman
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:34 pm
Not as old as she could've been.
ICEMAN - March 12, 2011, 5:18 pm
Nope, I don't think so. List had three kids, two boys & an older girl.
Iconoclast - March 12, 2011, 4:43 pm
If I am correct, the photos are of the List family in NJ, John List murdered them in 1971. It was a month until the bodies were found and he was a fugitive for 18 years until captured. He died in prison in 2008.
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:56 pm
Ahhhhhh. 5L


MODERN ART -


TAGS: cough cough pass the bowl please
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

... - May 26, 2009, 10:11 am
Jesus Christ, that is Klaus Kinski´s head!


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Men wear bikinis?!?


TAGS: please repost with the 8 other jokes in this image
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 7:16 am
Wow, looking at this picture made you a holy man?? *scared. :) ty for the comment.
herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sacred for lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


GANGSTA -


TAGS: poohbear please
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

maoworks2 - December 30, 2011, 7:42 pm
No !
pzykosiz - May 23, 2010, 9:31 pm
do you really want to know the answer to that?
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:50 pm
Is the Pooh on her leg taking a piss?


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


PLEASE DON'T SAY IT... - I don't have OCD! I have CDO... it's alphabetically correct


TAGS: please don t say it
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Chef



A CLOSER LOOK -




SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.


TAGS: november challenge star wars please open your laptops and droids
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ookami85 - December 25, 2010, 6:07 pm
I want to shake the hands of the guy with the balls to do this.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:06 pm
lol


I THINK I'LL HAVE -


TAGS: extra wasabi please
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 5:11 pm
He he, thanks. It was either that or the Tank-ateel one. :)
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
You're welcome Jake. ;)
banhammer - March 16, 2010, 2:05 pm
I recommend you to take it with cream of Sum Yung Gai! omnom nom


NICE WORK -




EMO WALL - Is not pleased ;_;




AMINA & SIGNE -


TAGS: we miss you signe please come back if only to make this dream a reality
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:58 pm
Bump
amina - December 1, 2009, 10:18 pm
I hope you don't mean gag about me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:44 am
I concur...GAGX2
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 10:38 am
/gag
Narutarded - November 9, 2009, 10:37 am
Hey, what's this poster abou- *faint*
amina - November 6, 2009, 6:57 pm
Well, you see if naru is passed out cold then i cant.....hold that thought i think i just figured out how too.....
DreMagnum - November 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
please be a pony, please be a pony
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:37 am
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! And for that correct answer, what has the man won?
DreMagnum - November 6, 2009, 11:33 am
He's saying Signe isnt hot.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:07 am
I like it Amina...I just don't understand why you would go slumming with...you know.
amina - November 6, 2009, 9:59 am
I don't care what other people think. I like this one Briton.
Derek - November 5, 2009, 8:49 pm
I like Signe; she real. Haven't seen her in a while though. Perhaps she's gone to MotiReal?
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 7:40 pm
She goes by other names... anchor, drag chute, arrestor cable, the first showcase... you get the picture.
aesop's folly - November 5, 2009, 5:06 pm
hehehe
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 11:41 am
Look at the "big picture" there Briton - while Amina is seriously hot, the other subject - not naming names - is NOT. This would really lower the hotness rating of Amina...really. I DO like the idea though, so I'll just rename the other in my head. *fap*
Briton of Rose - November 5, 2009, 9:20 am
*morning
Briton of Rose - November 5, 2009, 9:20 am
And good mornong to you too, Aggy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 8:36 am
Yawn.


SUICIDE -




PRETTY PLEASE! O.O - You know you can't resist... How can you say no to this?!


TAGS: pretty please you can t resist kitty
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by ~APM-01~

BeautyFromPain - June 12, 2009, 2:13 am
No.


PLEASE - DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!




RESURRECTION -




MOTHERS'S DAY -


TAGS: how sweet and no canadian dollars please
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GreyScorpion - May 9, 2010, 11:06 am
somebody has to keep the house in order. nice twist. 5L
BoneCD - May 9, 2010, 9:59 am
Sometimes my mind moves faster than my fat fingers...I was going for Canadian Tire Money, LOL Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:19 am
too dumb to convert money.....I like that. 5L


DOGMATIC - Convinced that you know the true answer to an unanswerable question, you feel the need to attack others' religions. Keep thy beliefs and disbeliefs to thyself.


TAGS: religion antireligion please be quiet
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by aintright

ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:04 am
RELIGION: You can't start a war without it. Let the chaos begin!!
culos - December 1, 2010, 5:48 am
Any God
Alfredogarcia - December 1, 2010, 4:34 am
What God?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
I have nothing against god or jesus, its their followers that scare the crap out of me
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 8:40 am
"Please be quiet" in the tags? If it was approved, it's fair game. My two cents... Just because a cult get's really really popular...doesn't make it any less of a cult. Jesus was just a successful version of Jim Jones or Charles Manson.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 1:02 am
Looks like a young Mel Gibson. 5L!


ESCAPE -


TAGS: please stop aniaml abuse cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:37 pm
LOL! Never too early!
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
I guess it's still too early for there to be a re-incarnation of Gary Glitter, eh? Hey!
Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 4:19 pm

lol....nice


ICE FISHING -


TAGS: no offense toc please don t kill me or drop the ban hammer
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

rerun - July 28, 2010, 6:33 pm

I have to agree with the Mrs. on this one, Wow.
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:24 am
5 Cases of bait for you Capn.
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 10:23 am
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
thatonechick - July 28, 2010, 9:13 am
Wow.
culos - July 28, 2010, 9:10 am
I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Rerun but this is a solid 5!
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 2:34 am
I'm scared to vote lol
Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Worms? So Spacedog had a role in this, too.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 2:08 am
Nice knowing you. 5L's


DIVERSIONS - sometimes they show up when you least expect them


TAGS: start it up please
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:38 pm
And if that outfit wasn't enough, she's even paying tribute to George Halas.
Anonymous2 - June 17, 2010, 10:38 pm
Push me And then just touch me Till I can get my satisfaction


B**CH PLEEESE! -




HONEY PLEASE -




BRITARD -




BEFORE YOU ASK: - 1) We're together because her BJs are basically phenomenal. 2) Yes, of course I've tried. I think they're coming around. 3) Dominoes


TAGS: pizza assignment please dont say that you dont get it
Rating: 3.91/5

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BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 12:42 pm
They must use a wood stove
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:24 am
Just in case: 1) Is that your girlfriend? 2) Have you tried a foursome with her friends? 3) What the hell is she talking about?


SAD SON -




A SAD DAY FOR ALL - The Passing of the Letter H T_e ramifications are _uge


TAGS: rebsumit please
Rating: 3.79/5

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Airman - July 9, 2010, 5:56 pm
t_anks!
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 5:43 pm
True, but s_e is a bute!
Airman - July 9, 2010, 5:24 pm
t_at is an old old one LOL
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 5:09 pm
BUMP. T_is is w_at you noobs need to work on. 5L Airman.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:03 am
You mean "_ilarious"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
ilarious!!
BuZZbomb - September 14, 2009, 5:49 pm
Okay, that one joke grenaded me but I got it. 5L!
Airman - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
thanks Mr. M
motifake - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm

Very clever


RIM JOB -




FRUSTERATION -


TAGS: tease me please oh nevermind the games on
Rating: 3.71/5

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Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:52 pm
"FRUSTERATION" is drunk for ...


WII SNOW SHOVELING - S.T.F.U. and get outside.


TAGS: please dont make this
Rating: 3.62/5

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me4891 - January 27, 2010, 12:06 pm
Nice! This one will be printed off and posted on my son's bedroom door


YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power dildo called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 motherfucker." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


COCKCHAFER -


TAGS: lake titicaca poster tribute use this one please
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - September 21, 2009, 1:07 pm
5 maturity challenged lions from me. They're the one's over there tittering loudly.
Haarakkon - September 21, 2009, 12:32 pm
Sean, this bug's for you.


STOP REJECTING MY DAMN MOTIFAKES!! - the cat going pfthspfthfspthfp was funny and you know it!!!


TAGS: not pleased you douchebag
Rating: 3.38/5

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Reality Lord - December 23, 2010, 10:26 pm

its funny dude....probably unlike the ones you had rejected.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:48 pm
Can we see a video of that?...and any related spanking videos?
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Kind of like the nuns I had in primary school that would give the ruler over the knuckles... ouch!
Claire - December 22, 2010, 7:33 pm
The mods are a cruel bunch, aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 7:01 pm
Don't feel bad, just take the 1's and try harder.
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 6:45 pm
this is awkward......


TERRORISM! - A serious thing, you rapscallions you.




CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 32 - Amsterdam. A lovely city, full of history, beauty, and life. A city where a little goes a long way. Especially when you're smoking weed in the Red Light District.


TAGS: the netherlands is known for tulips chocolate and legalized drugs and prostitution bring us back a little something cubby please
Rating: 3.33/5

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omnia - October 5, 2009, 8:54 am
good points but i'mnot offended. i was just joking. and godot's mask is smoking.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:20 am
Whats so bad about being known for that. Throughout the entire world, Amsterdam wins.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 9:09 am

Hey now Omnia - your avitar is smoking what? Could be a doobie, could be a cig - if you have to destroy something, make it a Bacon Burger.
Briton of Rose - October 4, 2009, 9:01 am
Sorry if I offend, Omnia, but I did list tulips and chocolate in the tags for this poster. Besides, if you destroyed the USA, who would buy all the drugs and rent all the prostitutes? Mennonites?
omnia - October 4, 2009, 8:39 am
i don't know to be happy or angry about this poster. i'm dutch so i'm happy they used my country, but seriously: is that all the dutch are known for? sex and drugs?' if you don't mind: i'm going to sit in a corner planning the destruction of the USA


A NIGHT OUT -




PORCELINA - If I actually posted a picture of her, she would rip my balls off and feed them to her goldfish


TAGS: porcelina please come back
Rating: 2.64/5

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CANADA - September 8, 2009, 9:38 am
bite sized snacks for her goldfish
Sean - September 6, 2009, 9:17 pm
The sad thing here is that her goldfish is only about two inches long.
omnia - September 6, 2009, 7:06 pm
i see. i alo saw a few poster with her matched with someone named narutared.
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 5:23 pm
As to this poster, Porcelina always came off as a tuff cookie,
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 5:21 pm
She's a regular contributor on this site. I think she's taken a break recently.
omnia - September 6, 2009, 5:02 pm
who is porcelina actualy? i've seen some posters with her name in the text. note: i'm quite new here a never been to the forums.


IF ONLY THE INTERNET WAS HONEST - I could get a second job with all the time saved




TORRENT PLEEAZ -




THERE IS A HOLE PREPARED - You may crawl into it if you wish.




DIRECTIONS -


TAGS: please read carefully
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 1, 2015, 12:03 pm
Conny, you've been foraging in my archives. You are now almost as phukked up as I, almost. Sorry
concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:40 am
Great Take
STP - October 14, 2013, 9:05 pm
Something about the guy reminds me of Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory." Maybe the glasses?
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:21 pm
If he follows the directions he'll never get out of the sower again, he'll wash rinse and repeat to the end of time.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:16 pm
Sumtin tells me he uses shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle!
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 10:27 am
Love it! :D


motifake line-up -


TAGS: number two please step forward
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 10, 2013, 7:34 pm

I wish.


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: we aim to please motifake
Rating: 4.96/5

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Verdeckt - November 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
Urban dictionary, where spelling and correct grammar are for other people.


LEFT ALONE -




NOT FUNNY ENOUGH -


TAGS: mother will not be pleased
Rating: 4.88/5

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coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 7:59 pm
5L for sure. Funny stuff!
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:54 pm
But my momma said, my momma said it was funny. 5L and that is a bad ass pic.


CALLING IT QUITS - Some seek immortality Others, to be immortal And then there are some who get the 2 mixed up




DESPERATION AT ITS FINEST - Please sir, may i have some more....... lions


TAGS: please sir may lions desperate
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - June 8, 2011, 6:03 pm
5 more...only because you said please! And put that hubcap back on my truck when you're done!


IF I COULD HAVE ONE WISH - my wife would ask for this for christmas and get lingerie for her for me. you know so she can get in shape


TAGS: please please please
Rating: 4.48/5

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forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
Or you invite some ho... uhm... some foreign women. they can pay for the workout at your home. and with this money you buy your lady a bag or shoes... she will be glowing!!
Bovee - April 12, 2010, 5:16 pm
like progress reports?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:12 pm
She could even teach classes to the other women in the neighborhood.....you could judge the competitions.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:08 pm
what a provident husband you are! but you're right. she should stay healthy - who else would clean your home?!
pieman - April 12, 2010, 5:08 pm
You are very concerned for her health aren't you. 5 pole ridin honeys for you.


Finally -


TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


B*TCH PLEASE! -




My Xmas Wish List -




PIEMAN -


TAGS: how pieboy became pieman no whip cream please
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:38 pm
Just awful.... I was trying to look past it... killing me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2010, 10:31 pm
OF OF OF OF OF Of ....this should have been rejected due to Grammatical error.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 10:21 pm
More importantly, it's encouraging that he likes pie... even after sporting a pink A&F shirt at such an early age. Pieman overcame SO much.... but as we've all proven, early pain = great motifaking.
pieman - June 6, 2010, 9:05 pm
She said they were wrestling. WRESTLING! Does anyone have a Prozac. 5 Boston creams.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
*of I assume. 5L
Cubbybear - June 6, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL! Aggy 5/5


MY RACK - It is not the greatest one in the world, but I can call this one my own.


TAGS: ribbon bar aka rack to the mods please allow this crappy one to pass
Rating: 3.95/5

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FacelessSailor - April 8, 2010, 5:43 pm
Hasbunmb...your rack is only nicer because the Army likes to decorate their soldiers chest with as many colors of the rainbow as possible...
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys, so far a Chad hasn't got ahold of it yet.
Hasbunmb - February 25, 2010, 1:11 pm
Meh.... mine's nicer =o)
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:14 am
nice rack, mind if I examine them closer? 5L


LE3T P4RK -


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


FOREPLAY -


TAGS: come on baby please turn over foreplay assignment
Rating: 3.7/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
Ford pinto?
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 4:08 pm
thanks Fatt Matt. Because of that analogy, I now live under the guideline of "if it has tits or wheels, lease it."
Fatt Matt - November 24, 2009, 3:51 pm
I like the analogy. +5


IDENTITY -


TAGS: so please try and mix it up a little
Rating: 3.4/5

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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 12:28 pm
Genuine compliments for a great poster Sean. Always nice to see your work.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:22 pm
Thanks for the compliments. Genuineley appreciated.
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:37 am
Have to agree with Jmac! I thoroughly enjoyed both new posters! Both are completely true and very demotivational. GJ scored ya a 5 on both.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:12 am
And of course I ripped off the first part of this, "Your failures ..." But not the punchline.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:05 am
If you ever suspect that someone has ripped off a quote and not credited it, just google the phrase. It works great on motifakes.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
DJA. One day here and we already know his name will live on and on. "You're so DJA!" Great poster, by the way. 5/5
LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 10:41 pm
Yo Jmac, I'm real happy for you and Ima let you finish but DJA had the best knicked Motifakes of all time.
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:36 pm
Identity and pessimism... these last two are true motifake master pieces. If I didn't already know that Sean was brighter than the 4 D-Cell Maglight the cop places at the end of your nose when he pulls you over for "weaving", I'd say he'd nicked these....
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 10:14 pm
Words to live by.
RON - October 18, 2009, 9:39 pm
5 Canadian tears!...WOW!


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